Holy crap folks! PETA has done it again. I know the retarded campaign on the part of PETA has been going on for a little while, but I am taking the time to comment now. What the fuck is a sea kitten? Why America, it's a fish! According to the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, if you call renaming a fish a sea kitten ethical, fish are now going to be known as sea kittens by whacked out liberal yahoos that think fish have feelings and a conscience. Fish do not have the capacity to feel pain. Supposedly scientists have discovered that fish actually might feel pain by injecting a rainbow trout with bee venom to see it's reaction. Apparently the tasty entree flinched or some shit, because now PETA has a leg to stand on if scientists are saying fish can in fact feel pain. This could lead to a fishing hinderance and eventually break the economy, not only in America, but in Britain as well. There are 3.8 million fishermen in Britain. Scientists and PETA have called for them to cease with the "brutality" and "hunting" of motherfuckin' sea kittens!
Uh, not on my watch. Not in America. For the sake of a prosperous pasttime and a means of living and pay, do not let these radical animal fu... er, I mean lovers take away fishing rights in America. Stand up and fight for what is yours. It is a constitutional passage, Amendment 9, that states people have certain inalieable rights that are not covered in the constitution. We have a right to fish, hunt elk, or whatever the case may be. These snakes in the grass animal supporters are just looking for an outlet for people to actually take them seriously. Don't let this age old sport of fishing go by the wayside because of a bunch of retard radicals who value animals over human life.
I am not a huge fan of sea food or fresh water fish, but I may wonder to King Fish in the near future. When I hit the joint, it's going to be a sea kitten massacre! I'll order every kind of fish on the menu cooked up in every style from sandwich to ka-bobs! That sounds so good. Hell, just to spite PETA (People for Elitist Tyranny in America) I am going to eat sea kittens at least once a week. See, that's catchy. They even have me calling them sea kittens. It's working already folks.
"Sigh", said the livid guy. This is beyond ridiculous to even listen to these screwballs and their pleas for help for the fish and chickens. The only time I would consider fish and chickens is if they came in a combo basket with onion rings and a soda. America, it's time to stand up and stop staring at these clowns in amazement and start kicking ass and fighting back against this liberal freakshow circus in America. Starting with idiots like PETA who think fish dream about growing up to be successful. Fish breed, fish swim and fish get eaten. That is their purpose in life. They do nothing else. Unless you like them hanging on your wall after you just took the top prize in a fishing contest. That's always a good day.
Next time you go fishing, remember America, we decide. Whether it be bait and tackle or how well smoked you like your salmon, we decide.
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